Carla: I'm just saying, think of what you could do with that kind of money.
Janitor: I could get a trained shark.
Carla: Why?
[fantasy:]
J.D.: Thanks for inviting me, Janitor.
Janitor: Anytime, buddy. Anytime. [over radio] Wait for him, wait for him,
J.D.: Can opener!
Janitor: [over radio] The lobster's in the pot. Devour! Devour!
J.D.: Something feels pinchy. [screams]
Janitor: [over radio] Save me a leg.