Ted: Hey, Carla, did you hear the lottery's up to a hundred million? If I win that baby, it's separate beds for me and my mom.
Carla: Yeah and you could spend the other 99,999,000 on therapy.
Ted: What would you do with the money?
[fantasy:]
Elliot: Carla, I can't believe you're gonna be a mom.
Carla: I know. It was expensive, but totally worth it. Right, baby?
[Turk has a baby bump]
Turk: Stupid lotto.