Elliot: OK, rocktors That's my name for doctors who rock. Next patient.
J.D.: [v.o.] Since her fellowship, Elliot loved that her interns saw her as an endocrinology expert.
Intern #1: Dr. Reid, why would Mr. Baum develop new onset diabetes and high blood pressure simultaneously?
Elliot: Well, as an endocrinology expert, in my expert opinion, both can be expertly explained by an adenoma causing Cushing's syndrome.
Dr. Cox: Hate to burst your bubble there, Barbie, but your endocrinology fellowship lasted all of five days. Granted, to you, five days may seem like an eternity, seeing as it's roughly five times as long as any of your pasty relationships have lasted, but trust me, that hardly makes you an expert.
Elliot: Oh, really? Because you never went to ass-face school, but you seem to be an expert at that. Am I right?
J.D.: Here's some!