Carla: If money is so tight, why not have Jake move in with you?
Jordan: [gasps] Who's Jake?
Dr. Cox: [slams table] Jordan! No!
Elliot: He's this guy I've been going out with, but we're not ready to move in. He's a little closed-off.
Jordan: Sweetie, are you aware of who I live with?
Dr. Cox: Jordan Godzilla Sullivan! You stop that, and you stop it now!
Jordan: Why don't you try talking to humans for once? You might enjoy it.
Carla: Elliot, maybe you should be the one to open Jake up. You know, like Turk can be a little... immature. Like, I always have to talk about my feelings over dinner or shut off his iPod during sex. I bet you could do the same thing with Jake.
Dr. Cox: Or maybe you could pressure him, get dumped, throw on 50 pounds, start collecting knickknacks and meet your future now. You know, before the loneliness burns too much? Gosh, I did enjoy that!