J.D.: [v.o.] That night, since we were low on cash, Turk snuck me into the movies.
Turk: [pained] One, please!
J.D.: [v.o.] Afterwards, we talked about my living arrangements.
J.D.: Are you sure about this?
Turk: You shouldn't stay in a hotel, so stay here until you find a place.
J.D.: Carla was pretty psyched to get rid of me. Are you gonna tell here?
Turk: I don't know. What do you think?
Carla: Turk? Is that you? [thud, backpack zips]
Turk: [pained] Yes. I'll be right in, baby.
Carla: OK.
J.D.: [gasps] Dude, you left your gym shorts in here!
Turk: Look, I gotta sex her up. I'll be back as quick as I can, so it'd be about a hour and a half.
J.D.: Wait! Could you just quickly scratch my nose? Ahh. Ooh. OK. OK. Don't zip me up!