Mr. Hoffner: Why do I have to have my gallbladder taken out?
Dr. Cox: Because Mr. Hoffner you have gallstones.
Mr. Hoffner: Why do I have gallstones?
Dr. Cox: Did you possibly eat large gall-boulder and then fall on your stomach?
Mr. Hoffner: Do I need my gallbladder?
Dr. Cox: Oh, my God. It is a completely useless organ. Oh, wait a minute, this is not completely true. Here it turns out we could remove it and jam it in your mouth to keep you from asking the same question we've been over for a three straight days. Now come on. We're both in a position to get some good news here. You're gonna feel better, and I'm gonna get the world's most annoying patient the hell out of my hair. Plus you're in a bonus situation. I hand-picked the surgeon that you're going to be torturing. Here he is now.
Turk: Is this is the gallbladder guy?
Mr. Hoffner: Do I need my gallbladder?
Dr. Cox: Enjoy.