Dr. Cox: Oh, hey there. Wait till you get a load of this. They're giving me a teaching award tonight, so I'm gonna need you to go ahead and holster up the twins, since you'll be playin' the role of arm candy.
Jordan: Yeah, I'm not going. If I wanna hear someone go on and on about how great you are, I'll just listen to you during sex.
Dr. Cox: I'm hearing the hate, but I'm not seeing the hate. You... Oh, my god. Did you Botox your face into an expressionless mask?
Jordan: Pedro called me "ma'am."
Dr. Cox: Oh, damn it, Jordan, come on. Now, you know, I'm generally okay with you putting any poison you want into your body. But this is the first time I've ever won anything.
Jordan: It's not that bad.
Dr. Cox: Really? Show me happy. Sad. Silly. Amused. B-mused. C-mused. Show me angry. [Jordan knees him in the nuts] You got angry down.