Quote from Dr. Kelso in My Boss' Free Haircut
Dr. Kelso: Remember when being a doctor meant that people would look up to you. When I first started out, I could get this old white coat out, get a free haircut, nice table at the restaurant. Hell, I never once got a speeding ticket. Dr. Cox: People used to give me cards and gifts and sometimes even a pie, just for doing my job. Dr. Kelso: Every mother wanted me to marry their daughter because I was a doctor. And I used that to sleep with all those mothers because that's what a house call used to mean. Dr. Cox: Those were the good old, incredibly disturbing days, Bob. Today, people think of us as drug dispensing, walking lawsuits who are in fact less informed than their internet phones. Dr. Kelso: So that's what that damned thing was. Dr. Cox: I will tell you one thing, though. If you even want to have an outside chance of reaching someone nowadays, you damn sure better speak from your heart. Dr. Kelso: Thank you, Perry. Dr. Cox: Blow it out your ass, Bob.