J.D.: Oh, Kylie, I'm sorry. I hope it's okay that I stopped by- [Kylie kisses him] What was that for?
Kylie: I was thinking about how patient you've been with me, how right things feel, and then you showed up, and it feels like fate.
J.D.: Wait, are you saying that you're ready? [undresses] Awesome.
Kylie: First, let me set the mood.
J.D.: And, Kylie, you're right, it is fate because I was out with this girl tonight that I totally could have had sex with, but it was easy for me to blow her off because I was excited to be with you. Why have you stopped lighting incense? It makes the room smell like Chinese rain.
Kylie: You blew me off tonight to be with some random girl?
J.D.: Well, she's not a random girl. I mean, I had a crush on her long before I met you.
Voice: [British accent] I will kill you.
Kylie: You should go.