Quote from J.D. in My Quarantine
J.D.: [v.o.] Dr. Kelso made me realize that lies come back to haunt you. Even little ones about cake. Heck, even a lie of omission shook the foundation of a couple that was much more established than Kylie and me. And I knew I couldn't let her go out that door. Kylie: Let's go. J.D.: Kylie, wait. I paid Steve 50 bucks and an IOU for another 120 to fake a heart attack. I just, I really wanted tonight to go well. Kylie: Is there anything else? Danni: Adios, assface. J.D.: I had sex with her. A lot. Kylie: Why are you telling me this? J.D.: If I don't come clean now, whether it's a few weeks or months or years from now, I know it's gonna come back to haunt me and ruin us, and I don't want that. Kylie: I'm not looking for a project. J.D.: Yeah. I understand. Kylie: So get it together. Now let's go get some coffee.