Dr. Cox: There is no chance I am missing this game. No chance, no how. What the- Say, Bob, what the hell happened in your office?
Dr. Kelso: Oh, every year, the med students get me with a practical joke. They messed with the speed control on my treadmill. What I can't figure is how they got into my office.
[flashback:]
Ted: Here's the key to Kelso's office.
Dr. Cox: And here's Nurse Tisdale's phone number.
[present:]
Dr. Cox: I don't have any idea how they might've gotten in here, Bob. But I can tell you this, if you think I'm missing the biggest game of the year-
Dr. Kelso: I hate to interrupt you, but I'm still woozy from being shot into my wall like a lawn dart, so why don't you just go work your shift and use my VCR to tape the game?
Dr. Cox: When did you get this?
Dr. Kelso: Right about the time we couldn't afford that MRI machine.
Dr. Cox: Of course you did.