Quote from J.D. in My Unicorn
J.D.: [v.o.] Time to go see my favorite patient, Mr. Gregory Marks. He may need a new kidney, but he sure as hell doesn't need a new heart. Mr. Marks: Hey, I bought you a present. J.D.: Oh, my God, a journal. Mr. Marks: Well, you seem like the kind of sensitive young buck that likes to chronicle his feelings. J.D.: [v.o.] I can't wait to chronicle this one. Oh, God. J.D.: I gotta tell you, Mr. Marks. Even though I know you'd never take it, I'd give you one of my kidneys in a second. Mr. Marks: Oh, no, I would definitely take it! I would take it with my bare hands. J.D.: Awesome. Well, let me check your chart and s-see if we're a match. J.D.: [v.o.] Please don't be a match! Please don't be a match! Blood type O! Not a match! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! J.D.: I'm so sorry.