J.D.: [v.o.] Luckily for me, I had someone to lean on.
J.D.: Hey, Dr. Cox, can I talk to you for a second?
Dr. Cox: Uh, no.
J.D.: Really? Not even just like two seconds to talk to me.
Dr. Cox: Look, Newbie. [pager beeps] Oh, for God's sake. I'm a little swamped, here. Thank you.
J.D.: You know what sucks? I actually thought you were going to come through for me this time.
Dr. Cox: [pager beeps] In a minute! Hey, Newbie? Just in case you didn't actually notice, I have been covering all your patients, answering all your pages, and pretty much doing everything shy of picking up your sundress from the dry cleaners.
J.D.: Well, I didn't ask you to do any of that, did I?
Dr. Cox: Outstanding! You're walking away like a pissy little ingrate. I mean, bravo! [claps, whistles] Bravo, ah!
Ted: What are we clapping for?
Dr. Cox: His dad just died. Dammit.