J.D.: [v.o.] I know I bailed on Mr. Daniels, but the whole having not killed thing got in my head. Still, no one will notice.
Dr. Cox: Ah, Kiki Dee! I heard Mr. Daniels isn't getting his periocardiocentesis. Since when?
J.D.: [v.o.] Now you're gonna lie here. Don't be too specific!
J.D.: Since 1:42 yesterday afternoon. His wife did not want him to do it. She's beautiful, by the way. One green eye, one blue. She's from Luxembourg. They're both from Luxembourg. I believe they're, uh, Luxem... bourgian.
Dr. Cox: Where in Luxembourg? I-I spent two weeks there.
J.D.: [v.o.] What are the odds? Just stay vague.
J.D.: Uh, outside Mertert, near the German border. They say what they miss most are those lazy summer afternoons on the Moselle River.
J.D.: [v.o.] You are channeling that seventh grade book report!