Turk: [v.o.] So I didn't tell him. It's not like it would change anything.
Carla: Christopher!
Turk: "Christopher"? You only call me Christopher when you're mad or when we're having sex. Baby, are you mad when we're having sex?
Carla: Sometimes. Come. Let's take a walk.
Turk: [v.o.] Oh, this is bad. Okay, what did I do? Think. I accidentally got her a present on my ex-girlfriend's birthday. I referred to that new cute nurse as a young Carla Espinosa. Damn, that was stupid. I've been known to leave my toenail clippings on her throw pillow. Oh, and I forgot to put the toilet seat down last night and she bruised her butt. Wow, why is she marrying me? Marrying me. Oh, God. She knows I haven't mailed the invites.
Carla: I thought you might want to talk to Bryan before you went home.
Turk: How'd you know?
Carla: Who you talkin' to? Get in there.