Dr. Cox: The biopsy's back and I'm afraid it's positive for prostate cancer.
Mr. Randolph: Rats! Excuse my language, dear. You know what, Catherine, I can see this conversation being riddled with that kind of talk. Perhaps you should wait out in the hallway.
J.D.: Uh, you know sir, I know that it's cancer, but I'm not really worried.
Mr. Randolph: Excuse me, am I confusing cancer with some other disease?
Dr. Cox: No, you're not. I think what Captain Bedside here is trying to say is that it hasn't spread to the lymph nodes yet, so it's still quite easily operable.
J.D.: Yes, and there's an opening in surgery tonight, I managed to jam you in. Look, I know this is happening awfully fast, you must have a lot of emotions swirling around, but I want you to know if you have any questions at all, I'm here.
Mr. Randolph: Do you know what channel that Queer Guy show is on?
Dr. Cox: It's okay, tell him.
J.D.: Bravo - Tuesdays at 10, 9 central, 8 mountain.