Dr. Kelso: Good afternoon, suspendees, Ted. Guess who's back from the vet! One, two, three! What a boy!
Ted: Sir, about Nurse Espinosa and Dr. Reid's suspensions, really there aren't any grounds to punish them for moonlighting, because they weren't working with people, just animals.
Dr. Kelso: "Just animals"? Oh, please, this dog is smarter than most people. He's definitely smarter than you.
Ted: Sir, I don't think.
Dr. Kelso: Baxter, sit. Ted, sit.
Carla: Ted, you don't have to.
Ted: Shut up, I can win this.
Dr. Kelso: Baxter, speak. [dog barks] Ted, speak.
Ted: Helloooo!
Dr. Kelso: Baxter, left foot. Ted, left hand.
Elliot: Left hand, Ted.
Ted: Hellooooooooooo!
Dr. Kelso: Baxter wins! He gets the desk. Baxter, go up.