Dr. Kelso: So, shall we all just agree that Dr. Steadman is our new residency director and get the hell out of here?
Dr. Steadman: If anyone wants to stop by my condo to celebrate, my husband made sangria!
Dr. Kelso: Hmm.
Dr. Cox: Howdy, fellas. Don't you dare get up, I don't want to see any broken hips.
J.D.: [v.o.] A lot of times, pride can be pretty hard to swallow.
Dr. Cox: Would you please help me?
Jordan: So, I think we should make Perry residency director.
Dr. Kelso: [laughs] You honestly think the board would pick him because you had his love-baby?
Jordan: Oh, I don't know. Of course, if they don't, I'm gonna bitch and moan about it until these nice gentlemen are dead.
Man: All those in favor of Dr. Cox?
[All hands go up]
Dr. Cox: So I guess this pretty much makes me your bitch now.
Jordan: Oh, Perry, you always were.