J.D.: [v.o.] I wasn't really mad. This was great, except for one thing.
Paul: Can't celebrate without beer.
Turk: Absolutely.
J.D.: [v.o.] Sure, Paul was dating Elliot, but luckily I'm not the jealous type.
J.D.: Well, I'll go ahead and make a little toast here. A toast that only people that have known Turk and Carla more than a week will understand. You guys rock. You do.
J.D.: [v.o.] How's that taste, blondie?
Paul: You guys, you know, I've just gotten to know you as a couple, but you remind me of my grandparents. They were married for 65 years. And every night, before Grandpa and Grandma would walk around the block, he would look deep into her eyes as if to say, "I'd follow you anywhere." Anyway, the way you two just looked at each other, I could've sworn I was looking at them.
J.D.: Lame! This guy.