J.D.: [v.o.] Mistake or not, one cool thing about sex is it always seems to put you in a good mood. Hell, I think it even cheers up the people around you.
Dr. Cox: Oh, joy. I get to work on Mrs. Creeden with the Wonder Twins. Dear Lord, what in Thy most holy name have I done to offend Thee so?
Elliot: My brother Bradley and and I used to always pretend we were the Wonder Twins. He would become "form of a dragon" and then I would want to be a dragon too, but he said I had to be something made of water, so I'd say, like, "shape of an ice dragon." And then h would say I was copying him and he'd breathe on me and I'd have to melt, but it was still so awesome.
Dr. Cox: That's funny, I don't recall asking for a really, really, really, really, really boring story. My God, Barbie, don't you understand no one cares?
Turk: I care.
Dr. Cox: Correction. No one important cares.