J.D.: Mr. Hogan, I can't stress enough how much you gotta avoid the red meat. Cirrhosis of your liver is preventing it from filtering out all the toxins, and if those get to your brain, you could become encephalopathic, leading to a mental status change.
Mr. Hogan: I'm gonna start acting crazy or something?
J.D.: You'll need a tinfoil hat to hold in all your thoughts.
Mr. Hogan: But I can still have a tiny bite of my wife's carne asada, right?
J.D.: Well...
J.D.: [v.o.] The greatest thing about Carla is I always know I can count on her to be the bad cop.
[fantasy:]
Carla: [punches Mr. Hogan] What part of "no meat" don't you understand?
Mr. Hogan: I just thought [Carla punches him again]
J.D.: Carla! [Carla punches J.D.]
[reality:]
Carla: So if you don't listen to Dr. Dorian, you're gonna have to answer to me.
Mr. Hogan: OK. lx-nay on the eat-may.