Ted: Hey there, buddy! How is my best friend doing?
J.D.: You and I hardly know each other.
Ted: These aren't my words.
Dr. Kelso: [elevator dings] Hello, Dr. Dorian. Let's take a ride. So, word has it you've been doing a little fishing in these here parts, trying to catch yourself a big, old prize-winning mistake.
J.D.: No, sir, I just-
Dr. Kelso: I was sure your little buddy in Surgery would've shared with you my most important rule here at Sacred Heart. Tell him my most important rule, Ted.
Ted: Too much "ha-ha," pretty soon "boo-hoo."
Dr. Kelso: My other rule.
Ted: If you don't look for a mistake, you can't find one.
Dr. Kelso: That's right, Teddy bear. Now, stop looking for trouble just because you like this patient, and face the facts. [elevator dings] Remove him, Ted.
Ted: That "ha-ha" rule is true.