Quote from J.D. in My Own Personal Jesus
Dr. Cox: Newbie, I always punch the tabs out of my tapes so there's no way they can be recorded over. So puh-lease tell me you didn't use the tape that was already in the camera. J.D.: Banana hammock. Dr. Cox: So, in other words, there is no permanent historical record of the birth of my friend's baby? J.D.: Well, I think that the baby itself would serve as proof that it was, you know born. Dr. Cox: You don't understand what you've done. My ex-wife is gonna hold this over my head for so long that I doubt I'll ever see the sun again. And I liked the sun, Newbie. It made me hopeful. J.D.: Well, I was there. I could certainly jot down some of my feelings and impressions. J.D.: [v.o.] If he was really mad at me, he would have stayed and yelled at me. [fantasy: Dr. Cox appears to be talking to J.D. in the home movie that's playing:] Dr. Cox: [on TV] Don't kid yourself, Newbie. I couldn't be any madder at you. [J.D. turns the TV off] No, do not do that again. That's a bad Newbie. Oh bad. Oh bad. Oh bad.