Dr. Kelso: Hey there, sport. Got your page.
Dr. Jeffrey Steadman: This better be good. Paging the Chief of Medicine.
J.D.: [v.o.] Dr. Steadman. Resident and first-class teacher's pet.
J.D.: Sir, I was going over Mr. Martinez's chart, and it seems like the TIPS procedure he's scheduled for is unnecessary.
Dr. Jeffrey Steadman: Why would you think that's unnecessary?
J.D.: Well, he's dead.
Dr. Kelso: Ah. Excellent catch, Dr... Dr...
J.D.: [v.o.] Dorian! You see me every day. Say my name. Say it!
Dr. Kelso: Martinez.
J.D.: That was the name of the patient, sir.
Dr. Kelso: Avery.
J.D.: No, actually, that's the clipboard manufacturer.
Dr. Kelso: Fine work, doctor. Fine work.
J.D.: [v.o.] I hear that.