Elliot: Our shifts keep overlapping on Friday nights.
J.D.: It's the closest thing I've had to a date recently.
Elliot: Well, I had a great time tonight.
J.D.: Oh, yeah. Me too. So, can I page you?
Elliot: You better. And don't do the two-day waiting thing.
J.D.: Oh, baby, I don't play by the rules.
Elliot: So, goodnight.
J.D.: [v.o.] Wait a second. Is she joking? Because if she's joking and I kiss her
[fantasy: Elliot slaps J.D. Dr. Kelso kicks him out of the hospital. A scruffy J.D. holds up a sign reading "Will give physical for food"]
J.D.: [v.o.] Of course, if she's not joking I don't do this for all the doctors.
[fantasy: J.D. and Elliot get married. J.D. and Elliot post-coital in bed. Later, J.D. is between Elliot and another woman in bed]
Elliot: Come on, I don't do this for all the doctors.
J.D.: [v.o.] Yes!