Janitor: [recording] Here's the incredibly breathtaking view of Hope Town, and... Well, what do you know? It's J.D. What's he doing here? Well, he made me change my wedding plans. And as punishment, he's got to spend ten minutes on top of this lighthouse.
J.D.: That's all I gotta do?
Janitor: That's it, my friend.
J.D.: Then how come I got this fish taped to my hands? Seagulls!