Dr. Kelso: Good morning, Gary. One Bahama Mama, please. And if you could, the electric razor from my bag. Thanks. For god's sake, Ted, get some sun.
Ted: I've not sunscreened up yet.
Dr. Kelso: Live a little.
[Ted steps out from the bar and basks in the sun's rays]
Ted: It's warmer than I thought.
[Ted turns back after ten seconds, completely sunburt]
Ted: Damn you, Mother Earth! Damn you! [Kelso shaves off Ted's flaking skin with his razor] Why?!