Carla: And do you want to know why I'm a mommy all the time?
Turk: Please.
Carla: It's because I am a mommy. All the time. I have a baby at home. I have one in here. And I have another one, who expects me to work, raise his kids, buy his clothes, make his food, run his life and still have all the energy in the world left to sex him up every night. Even though his longies are actually pretty damn long.
Turk: I know, right?