Quote from Janitor in My Soul on Fire: Part 2
Todd: So, I found you a Justice of the Peace. Say hello to Van. Janitor: Van? Van: Van. Stretch it out. Van. Janitor: Van. I drive one of you. You were right not to laugh. That was stupid. Van: Thanks. Janitor: Where'd you find this idiot? Todd: This man got me through med school. He's the dude we used to practice all the rectal exams on. Van: We did a couple of them right here in this very bar. Right there. With you. Janitor: I find that both fascinating and disgusting.