Elliot: Seems like you'll be a host to a variety of infectious bacteria or even fungus.
Turk: Plus, it's hard to look at. I recommend it's removed immediately.
J.D.: Forget it, you guys. I'm keeping the beard. Chicks dig on the extra fuzz.
Grover: Tell me about it. And you've only got it on two percent of your body. Hey, what is up, guys? Can somebody give me a high-four?
Todd: Coming at you.
Grover: No! [Grover is flung across the room] Four!
Todd: Grover five.