Elliot: Hey, slick. Will you come to the board meeting tonight to help Dr. Kelso?
Dr. Cox: Now, why on Earth would I do that?
Carla: For some reason she thinks if you call a man "slick" he'll do anything for you.
Elliot: It also works on lesbians, so...
Carla: Come on! You know that deep down inside, you're okay with Kelso running this place.
Dr. Kelso: Deep down, I hate Bob Kelso and wish he would die painfully.
Butch Woman: Here's the research you wanted.
Elliot: Thanks, slick.