[As Turk and J.D. hug:]
Ted: I need one of those.
J.D.: A hug?
Ted: No, a black friend. I think it would make me much cooler.
Turk: I should be offended, but he's right.
J.D.: Why are you so gloomy? I thought you'd be super-psyched that Kelso's being forced out of his job.
Ted: [flatly] Dr. Kelso's being forced out? I did not know that. Will you excuse me for a moment?
[later: a giddy Ted runs through the corridors and into the parking lot naked:]
Ted: I'm free! I'm free! I'm beautiful and I'm free! I'm free! Give me some sugar! It's finally over! I'm free!
[Ted is hit by the Janitor's van]
Janitor: Holy cow! Buddy, are you all right? Ted? Are you not talking 'cause your mouth is filling up with blood? You're gonna pass out, aren't you? Oh, boy there he goes. Yipes.