J.D.: [v.o.] I've done it. An entire day without sabotaging myself.
Lady: [to the Janitor] I'm sorry, but I don't even know who you are.
J.D.: Oh, oh. That seems like a strange thing for a girlfriend to say, isn't it? Hold on one second, I've to grab this.
Yello? Oh yes, he's here. It's the truth calling. Wants to know why you never tell it.
Lady: Ah! I mean, really, who are you? A necklace of my name on it? The man I met was sweet but I had no idea how sweet. [they kiss] Oh, you're going to get some.
Janitor: You just had to do the phone bit, didn't ya?
J.D.: Her name's Lady?
Janitor: Yeah.
J.D.: Whose named Lady?
Janitor: She is. She's got a brother named "Him", what do you care? Seriously, why do you force me to make your life miserable?