J.D.: Big news, Sports' Fans! I've decided to start calling everyone sports fans. Yeah, I know I'm not exactly the jokey type, but I watched Hoosiers last night and I like sports now. Anybody have any objections? Marjory? Shocking. You're usually the one who has something to say about everything. I know you're the one who started the rumor that I like dudes. Alright, sports fans! I've almost gone an entire day without sabotaging myself. Hello?