Elliot: No, Keith. I'm not leaving.
Keith: Oh, awesome.
Elliot: Why does it have to be like this? I care about you so much. I don't wanna lose you for my life.
Keith: Well, you're going to. Because, from now on, Pig Whore, you're dead to me.
[Keith and Elliot start kissing]
[later:]
Carla: You did what?
Elliot: I know. I am a pig whore.