Quote from Janitor in My Own Worst Enemy
J.D.: Who are the flowers for? Janitor: My girlfriend. J.D.: You have a girlfriend? Janitor: Just 'cause I'm a janitor means no woman could possibly be attracted to me? J.D.: No. J.D.: [v.o.] Yes. Janitor: There she is, right down there. J.D.: Really? What's her name? Janitor: Lady. J.D.: Lady? Janitor: You don't believe me? J.D.: Well, let's just say you've lied to me before. Janitor: Watch this. Hey, Lady! Stay there. Don't- Don't come down here. I'll get these to you later. Your witness.