J.D.: So, I finally figured out what's wrong with me.
Dr. Cox: You're an annoying, whiny man-child.
J.D.: I'm a self-saboteur. And not just in relationships. In everything. But you know what? I'm done with all that. I'm not gonna shoot myself in the foot anymore.
Dr. Cox: What is it, funsize?
Josephine: [very high-pitched] I checked Mr. Hotneck all over, but I couldn't find a tick bite.
J.D.: Oh, my God.
Dr. Cox: I gotta go figure this out. I can't believe it. Oh, and by the way, you have a ridiculous speaking voice.