Quote from Dr. Cox in My Scrubs
Dr. Cox: Oh, say, Barbie, wait just a second, eh, I gotta tell you. You look, well darn it all, you look great today. Elliot: Oh, thanks. I started using that new facial cream made from baby foreskins. Dr. Cox: Oh! Elliot: But, I don't understand. You haven't complimented me in six years. Why today? Dr. Cox: Well, since you are a private practice doctor who went home yesterday at 5 leaving me up all night with your melanoma patient, I just knew if I complimented you, sure as shootin', you'd look at me just a hair too long and then this would happen. [Elliot trips over a patient in a wheelchair] Man: [screams in agony] Elliot: Oh, you think you're funny? Dr. Cox: I do, I always have, ever since I was a little kid. It's one of the reasons that I'm a winner.