J.D.: [v.o.] Then you have to convince the morgue guy to sit on the paperwork so that the deceased's bed stays open.
Doug: Deal!
J.D.: [v.o.] Then you have to get the floor nurse just to play along.
Nurse Roberts: Enjoy your kosher meal, Mr. Rabinowitz.
J.D.: [v.o.] Then you have to find the surgeon to do the work pro-bono.
Todd: Dude, I've had a pro bono like all morning. Something-might-be-wrong five.
Turk: I got this one.