Carla: Amnesia? But what did he say when you told him he tried to commit suicide?
J.D.: I didn't tell him.
Turk: He doesn't need to deal with that right now. Hell, maybe we should never tell him.
J.D.: [v.o.] I know I'd love to forget all the painful things that have happened to me. But unfortunately I keep replaying them into my head like some clip-show from a bad sit-com, too lazy to come up with a fresh story.