Quote from Elliot in My Night to Remember
J.D.: [v.o.] Elliot and Carla enjoyed the common practice of dividing up the stuff left behind when patient dies. Elliot: Score! Ha, I'm going to have Keith give me these later in front of people. Carla: Look, I can use this ratty thing to turn Turk off when I'm not in the mood. [After a toilet flush is heard, an elderly woman emerges from the bathroom] Elliot: Oh my God! Mrs. Travis, we are so sorry, we thought that you were dead.