Elliot: Oh, Dr. Kelso, what radiologist is on call today? Oh, right, the silent treatment. Well, unfortunately for you, the Reid family has been giving each other the silent treatment for generations. This one time my dad wasn't talking to my mom because she stopped boffing the gardener right at the height of weed season. I know, she wasn't thinking. Anywho, she finally broke him down with the little ditty. Nobody can hear it without chiming in. [clears throat, sings] Lollipop, lollipop, oh lolly, lolly, lolly, lollipop. Lollipop, lollipop, oh lolly, lolly, lolly..."
Ted's band: Lolly pop.
Elliot: He was about to crack, Ted! What the hell?
Ted's band: Lollipop, lollipop, oh lolly, lolly, lolly, lollipop.