[J.D. trips over a rope as he leaves the hospital. After he falls to the ground, Turk and two maintenance staff come over and spray paint an American flag on him.]
Turk: Uh-huh! I got your Juanita. Juanita, huh? Well you can Jua-nita this right there.
[J.D. gets up]
J.D.: What the hell?
Janitor: It's now or never.
[The Janitor swings down, grabs J.D. and flies him up to the top of the flag pole]
J.D.: Are you gonna let me down anytime soon?
Janitor: Not until you spend a little time acting like a flag.
J.D.: [v.o.] As I acted like a flag, I sensed that the Janitor learned nothing from this experience.