Turk: What are you guys doing here?
Elliot: We were so bummed about Mrs. Wilk that we inhaled six gallons of ice cream.
Carla: Would you tell Dr. Kelso to make this gym more female friendly?
Elliot: Yeah, there's, like, no equipment for women here.
Todd: Yeah. Know where there's all kinds of equipment for women? Toddland.
Turk: Damn it, Todd. What did I tell you about talking like that around my wife?
Todd: Wait until she leaves and then say it?
Turk: Exactly. You're welcome.