Quote from J.D. in My Buddy's Booty
J.D.: [v.o.] Unfortunately, young Keith had become competent so quickly that every word out of his chiseled mouth came tainted with an arrogant smugness that he couldn't hide no matter how hard he tried. Keith: Is there anything else I can do? J.D.: [v.o.] Right on cue. J.D.: No, Keith. All I need right now is a sip of your coffee to make me feel warm in my belly. J.D.: Oh! Keith! Look what you did! Keith: Here! Dr. Dorian, take my shirt. J.D.: You think you're better than me? With your rock-hard abs and your dynamite areoles. Well, you're not. [All the interns gasp] Jason: Dr. D., what's on your back? J.D.: Those, Jason, are the panicked scratches of the adolescent raccoon who, until animal control can get into my home, is currently residing in my sock drawer.