Turk: Dude, you're surrounded by female interns who'd do anything to get with the big, bad attending. Make a booty call.
Carla: He's right. People have been making booty calls since the dawn of time.
[fantasy: J.D., as a cave man, wakes up next to a woman and tries to sneak out of the cave:]
Woman: Kronk, why you go now?
J.D.: Oh! Hey. You're up. Um... Look. I don't know what you're looking for, but I just got out of a really tough relationship with this girl, Debbie. Also, my sister was carried off by a giant bird so we've all been in mourning about that. And, um, my brother ate my foot. But you are just fantastic. The things you were doing last night, they were, well, crazy. OK? So when I clear my own stuff up, I'd love to maybe get back together with you.
Woman: Hungry.
J.D.: OK, I should really go.