Quote from J.D. in My Big Bird
J.D.: Why ostriches? Mr. Sutton: They're such majestic creatures, don't you think? And, you know, they're kinda like my children. Plus, I make belts out of their necks. J.D.: Okay, look, Mr. Sutton, you're wondering why I'm here. [Turk screams as an ostrich kick flings him through Mr. Sutton's somehow replaced living room window] Mr. Sutton: There is a door. J.D.: Man. You OK? Did you try and escape? Turk: I did escape. There was one waiting in the car. Mr. Sutton: That's Leon. Loves the car rides. Likes to stick his head out the window. And I tell him it's a little too dangerous. He doesn't listen to me.