Quote from J.D. in My Faith in Humanity
J.D.: Just go, Jake. No one here knows your last name. If anything happens, they'll never be able to find you. Go enjoy your little rafting thing in New Zealand. Which, incidentally, is 10,000 miles east of Australia and famous for alcoholism and clam chowder. I've been brushing up on my New Zealand. Jake: You've been brushing up on New England. J.D.: Well, go anyway. Wherever it is you're rafting.