Quote from Ted in My Faith in Humanity
Ted: Is that him? J.D.: Yes. Here's Ted, our brilliant hospital attorney. Sharp as a tack. Ted: Mark my word, Jake, we're gonna take every last cent you have. J.D.: No, no, Ted. We're on his side. Ted: Oh. Here's my card. Jake: This is a Post-it. Ted: I don't get real cards until I win a case. J.D.: Go take a nap, Ted. Jake: He spelled "attorney" wrong. J.D.: "Buy groceries, kill self."