J.D.: [v.o.] Of course, he wouldn't have been able to do if it weren't for his secret weapon... [out loud] Dr. John Dorian.
Jake: What?
J.D.: What?
Jake: You just said your name in a weird kind of summing up way.
J.D.: No, I didn't, Jake.
Dennis: Oh, so you're Jake. Uh, as I understand it, you just talked my sister into ending her life.
Long story short. I'm a lawyer, I'm suing you. Once again. Sister dying, brother lawyer, suing you!
J.D.: See, that's summing up in a weird way. Yeah. "Brother lawyer..." That's it.